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A great gift for anyone who simply does not give a...

Looking for the perfect present for someone who's reached their limit? This jar contains approximately 70 laser-cut FUCKs (yes, you read that right) and a printed card explaining the hilarious world of Fuckonomics.

These laser-cut words are made from MDF with a thickness of 2, 3, or 4mm, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a few colourful FUCKs mixed in the jar—these are rare, so treat them as treasures!

Why You'll Love It

  • ✔️ Perfect for those who don’t give a...

  • ✔️ Includes 70 laser-cut FUCKs in a 12oz jar

  • ✔️ Printed card explaining Fuckonomics

  • ✔️ MDF words come in 3 thickness options – 2mm, 3mm, or 4mm

  • ✔️ Rare colourful FUCKs – a special treat if you're lucky

  • ✔️ Hilarious and quirky gift idea for friends, family, or anyone who needs a laugh

📐 Approximate Size

  • Jar: 12oz

  • Fucks: Laser cut from MDF, available in thicknesses of 2mm, 3mm, or 4mm

🔮 About Fuckonomics

Learn to budget your fucks wisely in this comical and brutally honest explanation of life’s fuck economy. You start off with a tonne of fucks, but as you get older, you learn to allocate them carefully. By the time you hit fuck insolvency, you’ve learned to make each one count.

🎁 Perfect For:

  • Gifts for friends or family – hilarious for anyone who has “no fucks left to give”

  • Birthday presents – a funny way to say “I get it, you’re done”

  • Workplace gifts – for that colleague who’s just over it

  • Secret Santa – guaranteed to get a laugh

⚠️ Note

  • No refunds on personalised items – as this is a custom laser-cut product, it’s a one-of-a-kind item made just for you.

Fucks to Give in a 12oz Jar – Hilarious Funny Gift

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    • LouJun 10, 2022
      Rated 5 out of 5 stars.

      So funny! Quick delivery perfect retirement gift.

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