A great gift for anyone who simply does not give a...
Looking for the perfect present for someone who's reached their limit? This jar contains approximately 70 laser-cut FUCKs (yes, you read that right) and a printed card explaining the hilarious world of Fuckonomics.
These laser-cut words are made from MDF with a thickness of 2, 3, or 4mm, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a few colourful FUCKs mixed in the jar—these are rare, so treat them as treasures!
✅ Why You'll Love It
✔️ Perfect for those who don’t give a...
✔️ Includes 70 laser-cut FUCKs in a 12oz jar
✔️ Printed card explaining Fuckonomics
✔️ MDF words come in 3 thickness options – 2mm, 3mm, or 4mm
✔️ Rare colourful FUCKs – a special treat if you're lucky
✔️ Hilarious and quirky gift idea for friends, family, or anyone who needs a laugh
📐 Approximate Size
Jar: 12oz
Fucks: Laser cut from MDF, available in thicknesses of 2mm, 3mm, or 4mm
🔮 About Fuckonomics
Learn to budget your fucks wisely in this comical and brutally honest explanation of life’s fuck economy. You start off with a tonne of fucks, but as you get older, you learn to allocate them carefully. By the time you hit fuck insolvency, you’ve learned to make each one count.
🎁 Perfect For:
Gifts for friends or family – hilarious for anyone who has “no fucks left to give”
Birthday presents – a funny way to say “I get it, you’re done”
Workplace gifts – for that colleague who’s just over it
Secret Santa – guaranteed to get a laugh
⚠️ Note
No refunds on personalised items – as this is a custom laser-cut product, it’s a one-of-a-kind item made just for you.

















Reviews
So funny! Quick delivery perfect retirement gift.